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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"
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"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one...but the light bulb has to WANT to change."
"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."
"My car is so shitty, one time I fixed it with a coat hanger. Goes to show that those things can BRING life too."
"A Muslim goes onto a plane ride I forgot the punchline but i'm pretty sure it ended with a bang."
"Why can't anarchists draw straight lines? Because they don't have any rulers."
"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."
"Q: Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? A: He was grading papers on a curve."
"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!"