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Joke of the Day

"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. ""Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"

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"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."
"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"
"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."
"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."
"So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what."
"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"
"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."
"If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe it's because you haven't been introduced to yourself!"
"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"
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