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Joke of the Day

"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. ""Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"

"Today a girl said she recognized me from our vegetarian club, But I'm pretty sure I've met herbivore."

"What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020"

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"

"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."

"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."

"What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity"