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Joke of the Day
"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."
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"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"
"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"
"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"Pedophilia You grow into it."
"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."
"So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby."
"A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read. - What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool."
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."
"oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere"