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Joke of the Day
"Pedophilia You grow into it."
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"""That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing,"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you."" ""Dave,"" my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but it kind of hurts so I think I'll go back to paper!"