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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."

"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."

"Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me You are a God!"

"I want to hire someone to wake me up each morning by bursting into my room and yelling, ""Get dressed and grab your gun -- they found him."""

"Did you hear about the cop who arrested the almond who was smuggling heroin across the border? He busted a nut."

"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"

"What do you call a group of blind German kids? Not-sees"

"What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires? Bob."

"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."

"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"