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Joke of the Day
"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"
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"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"
"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."
"Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie"
"My wife asked me what I was doing today... ...I said ""nothing."" She said, ""You did that yesterday."" I replied, ""I wasn't finished."""
"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"
"Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds... it's yours to keep."
"What's the hardest part about rollerskating? Explaining to your dad that you're gay"
"What did Indian Ocean said to Atlantic Ocean? Nothing.. They just waved."