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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"
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"Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one... He's never gonna give you Up."
"Two elephants and a snake jumped off a cliff... Boom Boom Tsss"
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell"
"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."
"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"I thought my roommate was a good person but he just threw away a box of unfinished Wendy's chicken nuggets."