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Joke of the Day
"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"
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"The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel. Dinosaurs: We'll take those odds!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"
"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."
"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."
"Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here."
"What's the difference between a chick with a dick and a guy with tits? Empty testicals."
"""Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee."" ""For two hours?!"" ""Yeah. It came out really slow."""
"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."