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Joke of the Day

"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"

"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."

"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""

"I asked to switch seats because there was a god damn SCREAMING infant next to me, and I couldn't sleep. They told me no. Apparently you're not allowed to move away from your own child."

"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"

"The Hispanic fruit cup locks eyes with the beautiful lady across the bar... He makes his move, walks over and says ""why, Jello there"""

"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."

"What's the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting."