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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."
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"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."
"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""
"The classiest knock knock joke in existence [Fixed] Two guys walk into a bar"
"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."
"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"
"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."
"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"
"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."