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Joke of the Day
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
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"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"
"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."
"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."
"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."
"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"
"You know what they say... 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name"
"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"