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Joke of the Day
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
"""Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza."" - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 bucks. What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars? Why do you want 10 dollars?"
"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""
"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."
"An old man cheats on his wife The wife asks: ""Why? What does she have that I don't?"" Her Husband answers: ""Parkinson's""."
"Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite."
"There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"