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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
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"2 password hashes were walking down the street, one was assaulted"
"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""
"Where do psychopaths shop? In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*"
"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"
"So I found out today that I have Alzheimer's..."
"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."
"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"
"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""
"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."