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Joke of the Day

"""Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza."" - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late"

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they ""hate it""!! They are the real heroes."

"My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it... But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC."

"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dexter Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs holly!"

"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"