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Joke of the Day

"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."

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"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"
"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."
"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"
"Tan lines are like highlighter for your most awesome body parts."
"go to college so you can get a job to pay for college"
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"
"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"