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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"
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"What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake"
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."
"Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it."
"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."
"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be on the boat!"
"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."
"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."