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Joke of the Day

"An old man cheats on his wife The wife asks: ""Why? What does she have that I don't?"" Her Husband answers: ""Parkinson's""."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? R, C, I and P are all pretty much equal"

"Sorry I yelled ""April Fool's"" while you were proposing to your girlfriend."

"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."

"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"

"the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money"

"So a blind guy walks into a fish market... And says Hello ladys"

"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."

"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."