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Joke of the Day
"I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs"
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"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"MAGICIAN: think of a card! ME: ok. MAGICIAN: is... this ur card? [holds up card that says ""UGH I HATE MAGIC SHOWS THIS IS CRAP""] ME: holy crap"
"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""
"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"
"Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy."
"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"
"RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all."
"How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, two... One, two."
"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."