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Joke of the Day

"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"

"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"

"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""

"An American soldier talks with a Russian soldier A-We get the equivalent of 3000 calories per day. R-Impossible! No man can eat 60 pounds of potatoes in one day!"

"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."

"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"

"How does a scientist make a hormone? The same way I do: don't pay her!"

"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."

"How did US felt when Trump is elected as the president? TRUMPmatized. (Traumatized, ^get^it?^ha^ha^kill^me^please )"

"What is the purpose of war? ""God created War so that Americans would learn Geography"" - Mark Twain"