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Joke of the Day
"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"
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"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""
"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."
"Doctor Vs Patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"
"I like my women like I like my memes... Dank"
"""The hell with friendship, our top priority has always been between our legs."""
"Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass."