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Joke of the Day

"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"

"Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much? They're never short of Sichuan musicians."

"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."

"A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."

"How do you know that an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his."

"Me: Honey, are you awake? [wife rustles] Hmmm? Me: When we were fighting & you said ""Wolverine's powers suck,"" did you really mean that"

"What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'? ssh bby is ok"