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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar A paraplegic rolls."
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"When you tell me to behave you really should be more specific. Behaving badly is still behaving. Technically..."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb_ You can't know man, you weren't fucking there."
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""
"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""
"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."
"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"
"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"
"what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore"