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Joke of the Day

"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"

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"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."
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"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."
"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."
"You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get."
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"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."
"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."