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Joke of the Day
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
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"I went out for dinner last night. The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00. I tried it just for the halibut."
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""
"I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories."
"Advent calendars Their days are numbered..."
"Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess. But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'."
"5-year-old: Dad, can you make the rain go away? Me: Someone more powerful than me controls the weather. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Mom?"
"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."