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Joke of the Day
"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."
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"I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets."
"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"
"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer"
"In WW2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine."
"I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he tells me to get my fucking life together and stop being a disappointment."
"A great high-intensity workout is maintaining a neutral expression when someone tells you about a cool place to hear electronic music."
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."