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Joke of the Day

"How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was ""Raaawwwrgggah""."

"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he doesn't think it matters if you make it or not."

"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"

"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"

"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."

"Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water."

"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"