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Joke of the Day

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"Can I major in Life Hacks? Why not, I've already got two degrees that could be less useful."

"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."

"Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway."

"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."

"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"

"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"

"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive..."

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""