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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water."
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"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!"
"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."
"Knock Knock...Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who? ""I thought you said you'd never forget...."""
"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"
"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."
"Ever wonder where the happiest place in the world is? It's gate 25 @ Kansas City airport after they announce 2hr delay for flight to NYC."
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"