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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was ""Raaawwwrgggah""."
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"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."
"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."
"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."
"While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard? Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer."
"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."
"knock knock joke knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there? fibonacci"
"Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do? Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."