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Joke of the Day
"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"
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"Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill No period"
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Why did the foot smile? He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful."
"Dogs that belong to homeless people must think ""just say you're sorry dude and we can sleep inside tonight"""
"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."
"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"
"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"
"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"
"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."