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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"Today my girlfriend yelled today saying: ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?"" What a weird way to start a conversation."

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"

"Alan from Facebook is concerned about ""boarder"" control and thinks they should ""learn our langage"""

"What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."

"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"The girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat."

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."