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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."

"Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol."

"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"

"I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone."

"What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican? Obi Juan Kenobi."

"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"

"Got a christmas card with rice in it It was from uncle ben"

"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."