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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."
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"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."
"What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis."
"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"
"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."
"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"
"Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor"
"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."
"My wife said i couldnt make a car out of spaghetti... should have seen her face when i drove pasta"
"Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine? It was soda pressing."