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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them."
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"Eating a cigarette."
"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"
"""I wish I had more time to read"" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode."
"There's been a surge in public sex lately. These people are fucking everywhere."
"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"
"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"
"People in love use phrases like ""takes my breath away"" and ""swept me off my feet"". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder."
"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"
"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero"