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Joke of the Day
"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"
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"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."
"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."
"I want to die like my grandfather did Quiet and peacefully, unlike the screaming passengers in his car."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"
"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"
"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""
"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."
"Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer... They never get old."