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Joke of the Day

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"I like my coffee like I like my men. Ground up and in the freezer."

"Obama is a lot like college Everyone wants four more years, but nobody wants to pay for it."

"What do guns and millennials have in common? You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered."

"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."

"Post the most offensive jokes you can think of The child abuser motto: hit them before puberty does"

"What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"

"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"