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Joke of the Day

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."

"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."

"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."

"Movies led me to believe there would be a whole lot more unlocked cars just sitting around with the keys tucked away in the overhead visor."

"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"

"I heard the comedians at Jamestown were pretty bad... The punchlines were so shitty everyone died."

"I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell."

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"I think my abs look pretty good for a mother of 2 kids. I don't have kids."

"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"