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Joke of the Day
"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"
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"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."
"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."
"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"
"Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves"
"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."
"How do Mexicans line up? Juan by Juan"
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"