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Joke of the Day
"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"
Next Joke
"I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.."
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"I only shave on days when I'll be having sex. I live life as a yeti now."
"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"
"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."
"Why is Denmark the happiest country on Earth? Because all the sad people there kill themselves."
"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired."