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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
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"I recently met up with an old girlfriend of mine and we immediately started having sex... ...The police got annoyed, however - they only wanted me to identify the body."
"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."
"Unicorns have the best poker faces."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie's life? Because he was too far out maaaan. (Hippy voice)"
"One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children"
"Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad"
"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."
"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"