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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"
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"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."
"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"
"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"
"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."