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Joke of the Day
"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."
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"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."
"What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's? At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint."
"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"
"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."
"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."
"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"
"What sex position produces the ugliest baby? I don't know, ask your parents."
"What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator? A little con-descending"
"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."