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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"
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"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."
"If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"Why was Hitler so obsessed about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million Jews waiting for him in hell."
"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."
"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"
"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."
"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."
"I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid."
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."