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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a person and a manatee? HUMANITY! ...And bestiality...."
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"I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices."
"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"
"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"
"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"
"Two drivers crash into each other. They both finish writing their texts before getting out of their cars to inspect the damage"
"Hipsters liked the other side of the pillow before it was cool."
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"
"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"