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Joke of the Day

"I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices."

"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"What's the most important part of an ISIS joke? The execution."

"Hey, black forest ham. Stop being so dramatic."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."

"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."

"wh is bhdiffrnece bet?wen corn it's the method"