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Joke of the Day

"Hipsters liked the other side of the pillow before it was cool."

"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"

"If you're a Mayan, I don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013."

"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."

"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"

"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."

"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."