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Joke of the Day

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"

"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."

"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."

"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."

"The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have."

"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"

"Normal things that become creepy when you look both ways before doing them: Pick up a kid Unlock a door Load a rolled rug into your trunk"

"I like to listen to the Star Fox theme song to congratulate myself for having a successful string of social interactions"

"No, Groupon. Not even an 89% discount will lure me to ""An evening of yoga and rock climbing."""