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Joke of the Day
"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"
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"my doctor gave me 2 months to live when i told him i wouldnt be able to pay off my medical bills by then, he gave me another 2 months"
"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"
"[karate sign up table] ""Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"""
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"
"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."
"Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo."