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Joke of the Day
"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"
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"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"
"My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse."
"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."
"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"
"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."
"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke."
"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"
"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."