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Joke of the Day

"What's the dieeference between /r/Showerthoughts and /r/jokes?"

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"

"What's three feet long and keeps a twat warm? Donald Trump's scarf."

"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"

"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-he-can!"

"What do you call 50Cent in Zimbabwe A millionare"

"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."

"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked."

"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."