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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 50Cent in Zimbabwe A millionare"
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"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."
"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."
"Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"
"""This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now."" ~ Dr. Seuss"
"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""
"There should be a Photoshop function to automatically remove unwanted trolls from the background of your pictures 'Photo Balm'"
"A neutron walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, ""How much?"" The Bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""