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Joke of the Day

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"

"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."

"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."

"What can turn a fox into an elephant? A marriage certificate."

"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"

"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"

"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"

"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."

"Being in a vortex Must really suck"

"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."