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Joke of the Day

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-he-can!"

"Jesus didn't know how to close a door. He was born in a barn."

"Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand She'll love it"

"Revere rides a horse saying ""The British are Coming""and it's heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming ""look at me""and it's probation?"

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""

"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."

"How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough."

"In 1979, a call coming from inside the house was a reason for terror. In 2014, it means one of you is too lazy to shout or come downstairs."

"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."

"Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him."