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Joke of the Day

"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"

"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktater."

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."

"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."

"Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ""WHAT?""..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*"

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."

"The ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."