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Joke of the Day
"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."
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"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"
"Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look."
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."
"I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying ""gracias"" at Mexican restaurants."